Tag: turtle

Turtle happy ending

vermario — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:03:46 +0100

As you might know, I have quite a famous turtle.

A wonderful specimen of greek turtle, Pina has been living at my mother's place for 15 years. It must be some 30years old by now. The name we chose for it was Pina, but we were proven horribly wrong when, as a child i heard the horrible noise male turles make, when they, well.. jump a rock. You can see it too on youtube, and it was also shown on the Bravo cable channel in the U.S.

Since he was quite lonely, as you can see, my mother sometimes borrowed a female turtle for them to ehm.. meet. This was quickly defined turtle prostitution by some people. It was of course true love, as I always said. Proof is that now they have moved together. The female turtle (no name given for now) is steadily staying at my mother's place.

Right now, they are happily sleeping through the winter, waiting for the spring to come. My mother's backyard will be a noisy place again.

Hey mama! I'm on TV! Well, my turtle is.

vermario — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:49:14 +0100

Remember my beloved turtle? The one we called "Pina" because we thought "He" was a female and then found out he was not? The video will be featured on this TV show called Viral Videos for the cable network Bravo in the us! :D Of course you don't get that channel here, but if you get Sky Pay tv you might have seen some shows like "Queer Eye for the straight guy" and some new reality show about a nanny that has to deal with some terrible children... They are on the bravo channel as well. Pina will finally get the attention he deserves. And since he will surely get rich enough, probably he will be able to afford a proper partner as well. Or at least a sexier stone to play with!

VIDEO: The Truth about my turtle

vermario — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:00:21 +0200

Many years ago, my mother came home with a nice turtle. We fed it with fruits and vegetables and hosted it in our garden. We called it "Pina". When the spring came, we suddently knew we had to switch to a masculine name. "He" found a mate in a friendly stone that sits on my garden. The first time I noticed, it was a bit scary, because of the sounds. Actually, I didn't know turtles could make sounds. Nor I knew they had such a tongue... Some years later, we brought a female turtle to the garden. For some,that was believed to be a brutal and "prostitutional" act on our behalf. This is why I am posting this very shocking video, to convince the reader(s) that such an act was utterly necessary. I bet you will feel pity for this poor creature. And yes, this images are strong, so send the children to bed. :) Grab the VIDEO FROM HERE. or GET A BETTER QUALITY ONE HERE you'll need Quicktime).