As you might know, I have quite a famous turtle.

A wonderful specimen of greek turtle, Pina has been living at my mother's place for 15 years. It must be some 30years old by now. The name we chose for it was Pina, but we were proven horribly wrong when, as a child i heard the horrible noise male turles make, when they, well.. jump a rock. You can see it too on youtube, and it was also shown on the Bravo cable channel in the U.S.

Since he was quite lonely, as you can see, my mother sometimes borrowed a female turtle for them to ehm.. meet. This was quickly defined turtle prostitution by some people. It was of course true love, as I always said. Proof is that now they have moved together. The female turtle (no name given for now) is steadily staying at my mother's place.

Right now, they are happily sleeping through the winter, waiting for the spring to come. My mother's backyard will be a noisy place again.